Tucson Tribal Belly Dancer Jolie Roberson

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My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my male peers, I’d have to reapply! In the seconds to count the number of women in high political office, seated on corporate executive boards and featured in film and television over the age of 40, my lip color would be as invisible as this glass ceiling only inches above my head! L’Oreal. Because I am worth it. And because holding myself to an impossible standard of beauty keeps me from starting a riot!

Maria Bamford, in a bit about lipstick commercials (via susnom)

(video here)

(via artemiswinter)

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    I need to get back into Maria Bamford’s comedy. I also loved her, but it’s been years since I’ve seen what she’s up to.
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    irony the opening clip was about guy’s choice. wtf
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    I’m falling in love with Maria Bamford.
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