January 2012
23 posts
December 2011
4 posts
“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her husband, Carl Sagan
(via fuckyeahexistentialism)
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
1 tag
Two churches located across the street from each...
tithenai:
wizasaur:
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ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
June 2011
4 posts
Watchfunnyordie:
Jon Benjamin Does NOT Work at Staples
Can’t a guy wear his Staples shirt in peace at a Staples store without people assuming he works at Staples? Sheesh.
Be sure to watch Jon Benjamin Has A Van tonight at 10:30 on Comedy Central!
“From an early age, boys are fitted with emotional straight-jackets tailored by a...”
– Joe Ehrmann, former NFL player, from “Men Can Stop Rape” (via bibliofeminista)
9 tags
Hitwomen: A new web-series!!!
I promised myself I’d keep out of trouble this summer. I swore up and down that I’d keep myself busy with fulfilling projects that would exercise my creativity and wear me out. I’m like a three-month-old labrador puppy, I need lots of walkies or I get destructive. With this in mind, I’ve been seeking out touring opportunities, live bands to...
May 2011
9 posts
“My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it...”
– Maria Bamford, in a bit about lipstick commercials (via susnom)
(video here)
Not cool Urban Outfitters, not cool. →
Urban Outfitters is often guilty of “re-appropriating” great ideas from small artists. They are thieves, basically. Let’s all stop shopping there. They are overpriced anyway.
imakeshinythings:
One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link.
And here is my United/World of Love line:
My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line...
How we do.
Jolie: did you know lyme disease is more prevelent than aids?
Jolie: i didn't know that
Jolie: and now i feel like i have lyme disease
Jolie: this is why you shouldn't watch documentaries about illness
Adam: oh the under our skin documentary?
Adam: yeah i wanted to watch that
Adam: and yes you prob do have it
Jolie: although if it were a doc about early onset dementia, i'd probably think i had that too
Adam: duh.
Adam: i had slept strange and my neck hurt
Adam: meningitis
Adam: my foot hurt yesterday while i was running: bone cancer.
Adam: dry skin- leprosy
Adam: im a delight
Jolie: we are fascinating human beings
Adam: we are anxious white women on with too much time on their hands.
"Down in Mexico" practice video.
“Down in Mexico” practice video. | http://tinyurl.com/6255g6u
“Hollywood hates labor, and hates shows about labor worse than any other thing....”
– Roseanne Barr on the Lack of Change in the TV Industry — New York Magazine
Have you accidentally ever...
peanutweeter:
via @Qu4rtKn33
April 2011
8 posts
“If I were a woman, I would want a man. I would want a man who would listen to...”
– Henry Rollins (automatic reblog forever)